We Hack Culture to Engineer Results.

Built to Influence

**Everyone’s shouting online—we make sure you’re the one they can’t ignore.**

Culture moves fast. We move faster—tracking trends, hacking attention, and turning moments into momentum. We don’t wait for virality to happen; we engineer it, on purpose, with strategy, soul, and a little bit of chaos.

No Fluff. Just Facts.

Ask Better. Grow Faster.

We don’t beg for praise—we earn it.

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Working with Purple Noodle was like plugging our brand directly into the cultural mainframe. They didn’t just “do marketing", they reprogrammed how people saw us. One campaign brought in more traction than six months of our previous efforts combined, and suddenly our growth exploded, our DMs lit up, and we were everywhere. They’re not an agency, they’re a movement.
Javier StoneOwner, The Stone

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Partnering with Purple Noodle changed the game for our shop. We went from slow nights to breaking sales records, people started calling, ordering, and posting about us like we were the hottest place in town. Their social media ideas were wild, smart, and somehow exactly what we needed. They didn’t just bring us customers; they built us a community.
Chris KolstadOwner and Operator, Pizza Man

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Working with Purple Noodle has been a great experience. They took the time to understand our business and brought creative ideas that actually worked. We’ve seen more foot traffic, more orders, and more people talking about us online. They genuinely care, and it shows in everything they do.
Joe RammouniFounder at The Golden Nuts/ The Golden Cafe

Turn customers into die-hard fans.

Retention isn’t just a metric: it’s the backbone of sustainable growth. We craft unforgettable brand experiences that keep your audience coming back, talking louder, and spending longer. From first click to lifelong loyalty, we make sure they never forget you.

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Relentless Strategy. Unreal Results.

🎯 Full-Funnel Campaigns
From awareness to conversion—we build journeys that turn clicks into customers.
📈 Data-Driven Everything
Every creative decision is backed by insight, not guesswork.
🧠 Culture-Centric Messaging
We tap into real conversations, trends, and movements to make your brand relevant now.
🔥 Performance That Scales
We don’t just launch campaigns—we build engines for growth.
🤝 Strategy With Soul
We partner like co-founders, not vendors. Your mission is our obsession.

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Don’t Just Get Leads: Make Them Obsessed

Traffic is just noise without action. We turn interest into intent—and browsers into buyers.

⚡ High-Converting Funnels
We design every step of the customer journey to guide, persuade, and close.
🧲 Magnetic Messaging
Copy and creative that speak to the right people at the right time with the right energy.
📊 Continuous Optimization
We don’t set it and forget it. We test, tweak, and scale what works—relentlessly.

Obsessed With Outcomes. Built to Win.

Engineered for Impact

Fueled by Obsession

Frequently asked questions

❓ What kind of businesses do you work with?

If you’ve got a brand, a voice, or a mission worth amplifying: we’re in. From local legends to national disruptors, we work with anyone ready to break the mold and actually mean something.

❓ What services do you offer?

Everything from strategy to execution: content, creative, paid media, social, influencer, branding, email, web—we’re full-stack and full-send. If it drives growth and grabs attention, we do it.

❓ How do we get started?

Simple. Hit us up through the form, shoot us an email, or slide into our DMs. We’ll talk goals, vibes, and make a plan to shake things up.